{"id":3575,"date":"2017-11-10T15:38:57","date_gmt":"2017-11-10T15:38:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sfmagazines.com\/?p=3575"},"modified":"2018-08-09T13:49:03","modified_gmt":"2018-08-09T13:49:03","slug":"analog-science-fiction-and-fact-v137n56-may-june-2017","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sfmagazines.com\/?p=3575","title":{"rendered":"Analog Science Fiction and Fact v137n5&#038;6, May-June 2017"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"3578\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/sfmagazines.com\/?attachment_id=3578\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/sfmagazines.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/Ana20170506x600.jpg?fit=414%2C600&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"414,600\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Ana20170506x600\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/sfmagazines.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/Ana20170506x600.jpg?fit=138%2C200&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/sfmagazines.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/Ana20170506x600.jpg?fit=414%2C600&amp;ssl=1\" tabindex=\"0\" role=\"button\" class=\"size-full wp-image-3578 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/sfmagazines.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/Ana20170506x600.jpg?resize=414%2C600&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"414\" height=\"600\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/sfmagazines.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/Ana20170506x600.jpg?w=414&amp;ssl=1 414w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/sfmagazines.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/Ana20170506x600.jpg?resize=138%2C200&amp;ssl=1 138w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 414px) 100vw, 414px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>ISFDB <a href=\"http:\/\/www.isfdb.org\/cgi-bin\/pl.cgi?616191\">link<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Other reviews:<br \/>\nGreg Hullender and Eric Wong, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.rocketstackrank.com\/p\/2017-ytd-by-magazine.html#_Analog_Science_Fiction\">Rocket Stack Rank<\/a><br \/>\nL\u00e4hett\u00e4nyt Tpi Klo, <a href=\"http:\/\/tpi-reads.blogspot.co.uk\/2017\/06\/analog-science-fiction-and-fact-may.html\">Tpi\u2019s Reading Diary<\/a><br \/>\nJohn Loyd, <a href=\"http:\/\/sfbookreview.blogspot.co.uk\/2017\/05\/mayjune-2017-analog.html?view=sidebar\">There ain\u2019t no such thing as a free lunch<\/a><br \/>\nVictoria Silverwolf, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.tangentonline.com\/print--bi-monthly-reviewsmenu-260\/296-analog-sf\/3469-analog-mayjune-2017\">Tangent Online<\/a><br \/>\nSam Tomaino, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.sfrevu.com\/php\/Review-id.php?id=17387\">SFRevu<\/a><br \/>\nVarious, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.goodreads.com\/book\/show\/34888048-analog-science-fiction-and-fact-may-june-2017?from_search=true\">Goodreads<\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">_____________________<\/p>\n<p>Editor,\u00a0Trevor Quachri; Associate Editor, Emily Hockaday<\/p>\n<p>Fiction:<br \/>\n<strong><em>The Girls with Kaleidoscope Eyes<\/em><\/strong> \u2022 novella by Howard V. Hendrix <strong>\u2217\u2217\u2217\u2217<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong><em>To See the Elephant<\/em><\/strong> \u2022 novelette by Julie Novakova <strong>\u2217<\/strong><strong>\u2217<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong><em>The Chatter of Monkeys<\/em><\/strong> \u2022 short story by Bond Elam <strong>\u2217<\/strong><strong>\u2217<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong><em>A Grand Gesture<\/em><\/strong> \u2022 short story by Dave Creek<br \/>\n<strong><em>Decrypted<\/em><\/strong> \u2022 short story by Eric Choi <strong>\u2217<\/strong><strong>\u2217<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong><em>Seven Ways to Fall in Love with an Astronaut<\/em><\/strong> \u2022 short story by Dominica Phetteplace <strong>\u2217<\/strong><strong>\u2217<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong><em>Focus<\/em><\/strong> \u2022 short fiction by Gord Sellar <strong>\u2217<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong><em>T\u00e9n\u00e9r\u00e9<\/em><\/strong> \u2022 short story by Manny Frishberg and Edd Vick <strong>\u2217<\/strong><strong>\u2217<\/strong><strong>\u2217<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong><em>The Final Nail<\/em><\/strong> \u2022 novelette by Stanley Schmidt <strong>\u2217<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong><em>The Speed of Faith in Vacuum<\/em><\/strong> \u2022 short story by Igor Teper <strong>\u2217<\/strong><strong>\u2217<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong><em>Facebook Screamed and Screamed, Then I Ate It<\/em><\/strong> \u2022 short story by Sam Schreiber <strong>\u2217<\/strong><strong>\u2217<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong><em>Vulture\u2019s Nest<\/em><\/strong> \u2022 short story by Marissa Lingen <strong>\u2217<\/strong><strong>\u2217<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong><em>In the Mists<\/em><\/strong> \u2022 short story by Bill Pronzini and Barry N. Malzberg <strong>\u2217<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong><em>The Return<\/em><\/strong> \u2022 short story by Bud Sparhawk <strong>\u2217<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong><em>Lips Together<\/em><\/strong> \u2022 short story by Ken Brady <strong>\u2217<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong><em>The Banffs<\/em><\/strong> \u2022 short story by Lavie Tidhar <strong>\u2217<\/strong><strong>\u2217<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong><em>Where the Flock Wanders<\/em><\/strong> \u2022 short story by Andrew Barton <strong>\u2217<\/strong><strong>\u2217<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong><em>Proteus<\/em><\/strong> \u2022 short story by Joe Pitkin <strong>\u2217<\/strong><strong>\u2217<\/strong><strong>\u2217<\/strong>+<br \/>\n<strong><em>Kepler\u2019s Law<\/em><\/strong> \u2022 novelette by Jay Werkeiser <strong>\u2217<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Non-fiction:<br \/>\n<strong><em>Region NGC 6357<\/em><\/strong> \u2022 cover by NASA<br \/>\n<strong><em>Interior artwork<\/em><\/strong> \u2022 by Kevin Speidell, Vincent Di Fate, Kurt Huggins<br \/>\n<strong><em>Science Fiction and the Virtue of Simplicity<\/em><\/strong> \u2022 editorial by Richard A. Lovett<br \/>\n<strong><em>Alien Archaeology: Searching for the Fingerprint of Advanced Extraterrestrial Civilizations<\/em><\/strong> \u2022 essay by Michael Carroll<br \/>\n<strong><em>Strangers<\/em><\/strong> \u2022 poem by Allina Nunley<br \/>\n<strong><em>Our Leaking Universe<\/em><\/strong> \u2022 Alternate View essay by John G. Cramer<br \/>\n<strong><em>In Times to Come<\/em><\/strong><br \/>\n<strong><em>Our Religious Conversion<\/em><\/strong> \u2022 poem by Ken Poyner<br \/>\n<strong><em>The Reference Library<\/em><\/strong> \u2022 book reviews by Don Sakers<br \/>\n<strong><em>Brass Tacks<\/em><\/strong> \u2022 letters<br \/>\n<strong><em>Upcoming Events<\/em><\/strong> \u2022 by Anthony R. Lewis<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">_____________________<\/p>\n<p><strong><em>The Girls with Kaleidoscope Eyes<\/em><\/strong> by Howard V. Hendrix starts with a female FBI agent tasked to investigate the attempted mass-murder of a group of ten-year old girls by one of their teachers. Over the first half or so of the story Agent Onilongo interviews several people and learns of some perplexing events. Most notable is that all the girls were all conceived on the night of the Big Nodoff, an occurrence which involved everyone in the town falling asleep for an hour early in the morning. After this event a number of the pregnant women reported seeing an angel or other visitation, and this was subsequently interpreted as a divine event by the polygamous Mormon sect that constitutes most of the local population. Also, the nearby NSA base has a secret project that involves an autonomous quantum AI called Sifter, whose role is to analyse all the agency\u2019s information and make predictions.<br \/>\nApart from these plot elements the story touches on a number of other issues along the way, some significantly, and some fleetingly and perhaps satirically: how humanity\u2019s pervasive use of technology may be transformative, gender, post-humanism and machine evolution, childhood bullying, inclusivity and diversity, etc., etc. I can\u2019t recall reading anything by Hendrix before so if I had to give a one-line pitch for the story it would be (spoiler) \u2018Greg Egan vs. <em>The Midwich Cuckoos<\/em>\u2019, although that may undersell this dense and, at times, fascinating story (it has a slow beginning but a great second half). One for the \u2018Best of the Year\u2019 collections.<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"3580\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/sfmagazines.com\/?attachment_id=3580\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/sfmagazines.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/Ana20170506p09.jpg?fit=415%2C600&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"415,600\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Ana20170506p09\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/sfmagazines.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/Ana20170506p09.jpg?fit=138%2C200&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/sfmagazines.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/Ana20170506p09.jpg?fit=415%2C600&amp;ssl=1\" tabindex=\"0\" role=\"button\" class=\"size-full wp-image-3580 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/sfmagazines.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/Ana20170506p09.jpg?resize=415%2C600&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"415\" height=\"600\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/sfmagazines.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/Ana20170506p09.jpg?w=415&amp;ssl=1 415w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/sfmagazines.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/Ana20170506p09.jpg?resize=138%2C200&amp;ssl=1 138w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 415px) 100vw, 415px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>To See the Elephant<\/em><\/strong> Julie Novakova grabbed my interest straight away with its clearly drawn characters and setting: an aloof animal psychologist called Adina Ipolla has flown in to a future Kenya to investigate a behavioural problem with a male elephant. The rest of the story concerns her investigation, during which she uses an\u00a0implant that lets her experience what the elephant is feeling. Unfortunately, the story is too often written (later in the story, at least) in the language of a Biology Ph.D. thesis (the writer\u2019s profession):<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Ipolla started explaining: \u201cHis amygdala, especially in the right hemisphere, shows quite high activity. The whole HPA axis is firing a lot. The right prefrontal lobe and left inferior frontal gyrus also. I can\u2019t get sufficient spatial resolution from EEG data but I\u2019d say the left insular cortex is also above the norm\u2014though one cannot derive much from these data without context and reliable reference.\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cBut\u2014what does it mean for Mgeni?\u201d\u00a0Robert ventured as he saw the blank faces around him.<br \/>\n\u201cIt likely means that he\u2019s experiencing a lot of emotion, especially of the negative kind. Yesterday\u2019s results from the fecal sample showed elevated androgens and glucocorticoids. That is in accord with the HPA axis activity. Basically, these data indicate stress and anxiety. I\u2019ll be able to provide a less obvious insight after I have observed and felt his activity for at least twenty-four hours. \u201c<br \/>\nKimaiyo stood up. \u201cAlright. Do just that.\u201d<br \/>\nIpolla shot him a sharp glance. \u201cI intend to, I assure you.\u201d \u00a0 p. 60-61<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>She eventually solves an esoteric biological problem, which involves (spoiler) the discovery of an intersex condition.<br \/>\n<strong><em>The Chatter of Monkeys<\/em><\/strong> by Bond Elam is initially quite a good story about a young woman who meets an alien robot on a future, poisoned Earth. The Alliance forces in orbit want the robot and pursue her and it into an underground tunnel complex.<br \/>\nThis has quite good world building but the ending is a little weak and not entirely convincing (spoiler: the robot has a cure for Earth\u2019s problems but is sent as a bomb to the Alliance craft. I was unsure if it was the real robot she sent or a dummy.)<br \/>\nThis story is the first of no less than <u>fifteen<\/u> short stories included in this issue. I think that this number of short stories in a single issue is a mistake for a couple of reasons. First, when you only have one novella and three novelettes it makes the entire issue feel unbalanced. It is also quite hard to get into the issue: no sooner have you started one story you are on to the next. Second, the sweet spot for short SF is the novelette\u2014good short stories are more difficult to write.<br \/>\nTo that latter point, nearly all the short work in this issue is deficient to a greater or lesser extent; some are little more than notions that go nowhere, others don\u2019t develop the idea properly. Some are unconvincing, partly because they don\u2019t hang around long enough to suspend one\u2019s disbelief. You\u2019ll hopefully see what I mean as we go on.<br \/>\n<strong><em>A Grand Gesture<\/em><\/strong> by Dave Creek is about two explorers on an alien planet. My eyes tripped over the second sentence:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>He and his shipmate, Amaia Moreau, trudged across a planetary surface covered with a tar-like substance.\u00a0 p. 78<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>It took me a moment to realise what was covered in tar. Half a page later we get this:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Kayonga felt they should\u2019ve brought a third crewmember with them to stay aboard the shuttle in case of an emergency, but the Belyanka\u2019s commander, Gina Marianthal, overruled that decision, saying they\u2019d never had a problem with two-person exploratory teams before.\u00a0 p. 78<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>\u2018Ah,\u2019 I thought, \u2018idiots on an alien planet\u2019 (a common plot device: the movie <em>Promethus<\/em>, the Werkeiser novelette later in the issue, etc.). Straight away you know the pair are going to get into trouble and, sure enough, en route to a diamond crater on this carbon based planet, they find three small alien creatures in a cave . . . which turn out to be the offspring of the angry adult heading towards them. They end up in the cave with the young aliens, holding off the adult with their stunners (these, by the way, and the scanners they also have, make it read like a defrocked <em>Star Trek<\/em> story). While all this peril plays out we get a back story full of emotional and interpersonal angst, as if that\u2019s what people would be talking about while menaced by an alien creature.<br \/>\nThe planet and aliens are not badly done, but the rest of it reads like something from a poor 1950\u2019s <em>Amazing<\/em>.<br \/>\n<strong><em>Decrypted<\/em><\/strong> by Eric Choi is an interesting piece about quantum computers ending the use of classical encryption techniques, and the resultant change in society (cash and signed credit card clips, long queues at banks, the unmasking of online trolls, etc.). These events are seen through the eyes of a bank teller who ends up at the receiving end of a beating when an online comment he made years ago (and mistranslated from his then native Russian) is traced to him. I liked this but it ends rather abruptly, and so it falls into the \u2018not fully developed\u2019 category above.<br \/>\nI thought, before I started it, that <strong><em>Seven Ways to Fall in Love with an Astronaut<\/em><\/strong> by Dominica Phetteplace would be one of the highlights of the issue (I loved her recent series in <em>Asimov\u2019s<\/em> as well as other work I\u2019ve seen). Unfortunately, this is a low-key and rather glum work about a woman biologist on a Mars colony who can\u2019t get her plants to survive. Paralleling this is an account of her feelings for one of the astronauts. Relationship angst, basically.<br \/>\n<strong><em>Focus<\/em><\/strong> by Gord Sellar is about riots triggered by two teenage school kids in a world where the workforce is dosed with a drug called Focus. One of the teenager\u2019s fathers gets caught up in the riots (spoiler) and later dies. This is has some interesting ideas but it didn\u2019t work for me as I wasn\u2019t entirely sure what was going on nor was I convinced by what I did understand.<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"3583\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/sfmagazines.com\/?attachment_id=3583\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/sfmagazines.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/Ana20170506p100.jpg?fit=415%2C600&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"415,600\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Ana20170506p100\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/sfmagazines.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/Ana20170506p100.jpg?fit=138%2C200&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/sfmagazines.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/Ana20170506p100.jpg?fit=415%2C600&amp;ssl=1\" tabindex=\"0\" role=\"button\" class=\"size-full wp-image-3583 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/sfmagazines.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/Ana20170506p100.jpg?resize=415%2C600&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"415\" height=\"600\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/sfmagazines.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/Ana20170506p100.jpg?w=415&amp;ssl=1 415w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/sfmagazines.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/Ana20170506p100.jpg?resize=138%2C200&amp;ssl=1 138w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 415px) 100vw, 415px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>T\u00e9n\u00e9r\u00e9<\/em><\/strong>\u00a0by Manny Frishberg and Edd Vick has a camel caravan in the relatively near future arrive at a wadi to find no water and the surrounding plants burnt. This is not the first time this has happened to the travellers, and they are running short of water. That night, the Arabs in the caravan, who are idealists recreating\/re-enacting a lapsed way of life, see the light of a local industrial complex and decide it may be causing the destruction of the wadis. So they go to the plant.<br \/>\nOnce there they take over the plant and eventually find that the plant\u2019s process\u2014atmospheric carbon capture for graphene manufacture\u2014is releasing an excess of oxygen, causing not only plants at\u00a0the local wadis to catch fire, but other problems (increased corrosion at the plant, etc.). After a tense stand-off both sides manage to agree on a solution. This is an interesting story, and certainly better than most of the others, but the ending is a little unconvincing in its idealism.<br \/>\nBreaking up the (seemingly endless) run of short stories is <strong><em>The Final Nail<\/em><\/strong> by Stanley Schmidt. This is about a rural doctor who starts seeing a number of \u2018alpha-gal\u2019 cases. These are normally caused by tick bites and result in the victim having an anaphylactic reaction to mammal meat, which they can therefore no longer eat. The doctor later develops this condition after meeting another of his colleagues at a restaurant to discuss the clusters of cases that have started appearing all over the world.<br \/>\nAfter a lot of research (which comprises most of the story) and with the help of a geneticist, he discovers (spoiler) that this condition is spread by genetically engineered mosquitoes. Along the way he gets a number of emails that attempt to warn him off his investigation. There are also a number of mentions of an old patient of his, the daughter of a wealthy man, and her decision to become a vegetarian at age six. She later became a geneticist and, predictably, is eventually linked to the emails. The doctor cannot convince her to stop her militant vegetarianism so he calls in the Feds, who arrest her.<br \/>\nFor the most part this is a readable and interesting, if predictable, story. Until, that is, the ending, when the doctor meets Darlene and explains that he stopped her because she hadn\u2019t considered the consequences of her plan:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\u201cI sympathize with what you were trying to do, Darlene. I really do. I admire your empathy for your fellow creatures, and the fact that you can extend it beyond your own kind. A lot of people can\u2019t do that.\u201d He paused and she said nothing. \u201cBut you were so intent on protecting them from being eaten that you didn\u2019t think beyond that. You didn\u2019t think about what would happen if you succeeded in getting everybody to stop eating them. \u201cLet me ask you a question, Darlene. Why do cows and pigs and sheep and chickens exist?\u201d<br \/>\nHer frown deepened. Finally she said, \u201cWhat do you mean?\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cDomesticated food animals are only alive because people raise them to eat, Darlene. If nobody eats them any more, nobody will raise them any more.<br \/>\n\u201cSo they\u2019ll go extinct. And the final nail in their coffin will be your attempt at kindness. \u201c<br \/>\nShe had gone positively pale. Evidently she really hadn\u2019t thought about it. Or maybe she had, but had deluded herself that it wasn\u2019t a real concern. Fanaticism can do that to a person. But she was too smart to deny it when he said it out loud, and it was hitting her hard.<br \/>\n\u201cFurthermore,\u201d he went on, \u201cthere will be rippling side effects. If nobody can eat beef or pork or lamb any more, they\u2019ll turn to other things like poultry and seafood. That\u2019s already starting to happen. The economy\u2019s getting shaky\u2014and it will get worse\u2014because ranchers can\u2019t sell their livestock the way they used to, and chicken and fish farmers can\u2019t keep up with demand. Vegetable growers will have the same problem. If you\u2019d been allowed to keep working and got people to stop eating chicken and fish, those would go, too. And then\u2014\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cOkay, okay, stop!\u201d she said suddenly. Tears were streaming down her cheeks. \u201cHow could I not have seen . . . That\u2019s not what I wanted, Dr. Strassman! I only wanted to help. &#8230;\u201d Her voice trailed off in sobs.<br \/>\n\u201cI know,\u201d he said gently. He wished he could reach through the glass and pat her consolingly. He never wanted to hurt her, either. \u201cBut good intentions aren\u2019t enough. You have to think about all the consequences of what you do.\u201d\u00a0 p. 124-125<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>The ridiculousness of this passage probably speaks for itself but, if it doesn\u2019t, let me suggest that most vegans or vegetarians would rather have a massive reduction in the number of cows, sheep, pigs, etc. in the world than having them born to a ghastly existence in the meat industry. Even to the point of extinction (although, no doubt, some would be kept in zoos, as pets, etc.). As to vegetable growers not being able to keep up with demand, it takes less land, water, etc. to produce vegetables than meat. Chicken and fish farmers not being able to keep up with demand is only a problem of consumer choice and nothing else.<br \/>\nThe thing that really grips me about this story is that it fails to understand that all industries are eventually disrupted. If, in the future, you can grow protein that is indistinguishable from the real thing, the moral issues around killing animals for food will become much starker; if you can do it more cheaply, then the economic forces will be unstoppable (do you think McDonalds is going to use real meat in their hamburgers when they can get an indistinguishable synthetic alternative for half the price? Even if they do, how long do you think they will stay in business when their competitors switch?) The other factor affecting this industry will be future population growth and prosperity, both of which may massively increase the demand for meat. As this happens the amount of land and resources required will eventually become unsustainable (not to mention the methane related greenhouse gas effects). It\u2019s a pity Schmidt didn\u2019t write that story rather than one that panders to the current status quo.<br \/>\nIn <strong><em>The Speed of Faith in Vacuum<\/em><\/strong> by Igor Teper, a spaceship full of \u2018immortals\u2019\u2014humans using cryogenic-sleep on long journeys\u2014returns to a colony after three hundred years. Since their last visit the colony has struggled to survive against the \u2018Red Mold,\u2019 a lethal organism. Grigorily, the protagonist, tries to force the returning crew to give them the help they need, rather than that which they are prepared to provide. During this (spoiler) he finds that the \u2018Immortals\u2019 are not that well positioned themselves, but they maintain a pretence to keep hope alive on the handful of surviving colonies. I just didn\u2019t find this convincing but, apart from that, it is competently enough done save for an awkward first line that I had to read three times to get its meaning:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>The white arc of their trail slicing the ever-flawless lavender sky into before and after, the Immortals descended.\u00a0 p. 128<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>I don\u2019t think this is Yodish<sup>1<\/sup>\u00a0(the variant of English that Yoda from the movie\u00a0<em>Star Wars<\/em> uses) but it\u2019s close. Why not \u2018The Immortals descended, the white arc of their trail slicing the ever-flawless lavender sky into before and after\u2019?<br \/>\n<strong><em>Facebook Screamed and Screamed, Then I Ate It<\/em><\/strong> by Sam Schreiber is an okay piece about an online AI that eventually does what the title says.<br \/>\n<strong><em>Vulture\u2019s Nest<\/em><\/strong> by Marissa Lingen starts with the Yaw family decontaminating and salvaging a ship in the Oort. When they get back to port they find there is a surviving family member who owns the ship and he is not happy about what they have done. The rest of the story is about the fallout, and that the narrator\u2019s family are regarded as \u2018vultures\u2019 and accordingly harassed. There is a lot of data dumping going on for a short story, and the events that occur don\u2019t justify the amount of world building done. It should have been a longer piece with a better plot or arc, and I suspect it is a chunk of a novel in progress.<br \/>\n<strong><em>In the Mists<\/em><\/strong> by Bill Pronzini and Barry N. Malzberg has a man stranded on an alien planet. Initially we learn that the other two crew members died on arrival but, after various diarised delusions, nightmares and recovered memories, we find out what really happened. Unlikely, unconvincing, and too straightforward.<br \/>\n<strong><em>The Return<\/em><\/strong> by Bud Sparhawk and <strong><em>Lips Together<\/em><\/strong> by Ken Brady are notions and not much else. In the first, an early and now very elderly astronaut (Buzz Aldrin I think) moans about how easy space travel is in the future. The second has a Japanese woman travel to the USA to transmit a bacterium that will eradicate tooth decay.<br \/>\n<strong><em>The Banffs<\/em><\/strong> by Lavie Tidhar is about a writer (I guess Tidhar himself) who starts circulating in the company of ultra-rich and (spoiler) alien beings. He eventually becomes a house-sitter for their many homes and sees a lot of strange things:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>He took me down to the basement the one time and showed me the antique, steam-powered computational devices he kept there, in carefully controlled temperature and humidity. I could not guess at the nature of the brass rings and cogs that I saw there, but was overwhelmed by their complexity.<br \/>\n\u201cThe Antikythera Mechanism,\u201d he said, referring to the two thousand year old device found off the coast of Greece, \u201cwas merely the tip of the iceberg, you know. The Greeks had an advanced culture of analog computing they inherited from Atlantis, before it sank under the waves. \u201c<br \/>\nI nodded, because I didn\u2019t know what to say.<br \/>\n\u201cBabbage was merely reconstructing the technology,\u201d he told me. \u201cFrom the technical writings of the Arab scholars who studied the remnants of the technology centuries later. \u201c<br \/>\nThey talked like this, sometimes. They\u2019d make references to hunting Yetis in the Himalayas (\u201cDisgraceful sport,\u2019\u2019 Helene once said), or talk about an abandoned colony under the South Pole (\u201cOnly Elvis lives there now, the poor creature,\u201d Victor Victor said) or how the Ark of the Covenant was really a communication device (\u201cBut I don\u2019t know how the Hebrews got hold of it in the first place,\u201d Felipe said, \u201cconsidering it was lost in the crash, at least we thought it was\u201d).\u00a0 p. 158<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>This is moderately entertaining but the story just fizzles out (and so it is little more than an extended idea).<br \/>\n<strong><em>Where the Flock Wanders<\/em><\/strong> by Andrew Barton has two explorers in the rings of Saturn looking for \u2018Precursor\u2019 artefacts when they discover a wrecked Earth warship. On board they find a safe and, inside, a sealed letter. They disagree about whether to open the letter (they may cause further tension between Earth and the outer planets if it contains what they think it does). One of them, Rho, later does so anyway, and finds out that it is a love letter left for one of the crew. The other crewmember, Static, finds Rho opening the letter and relations between them deteriorate. Okay, but another one that doesn\u2019t amount to much.<br \/>\n<strong><em>Proteus<\/em><\/strong> by Joe Pitkin is the second of his \u2018John Demetrius\u2019<sup>2<\/sup> stories. In this one a woman called Epic Khorasani and a man called Linus Pauling Moody sign up as crew for a shuttle that will run supplies to Proteus, a gigantic airship that flies the skies of Venus, and which is involved in terraforming the planet. Epic and Moody are really spies, and they are travelling to Proteus to gather evidence of breaches of the Human Transgenic Act.<br \/>\nDuring her long stay (the launch window for the return trip to Earth is five hundred days after their arrival) she learns that altered Proteans, the lilith, are being hidden away on the lower decks while they are there. A chameleon like human\u2014a clear violation of the Transgenic Act\u2014presents himself to Epic, and takes her below to see them:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>They came into what seemed a long workroom. Computer workstations, monitors as broad as landscapes in a museum, stood at intervals along the walls. Natural light streamed in via tubes in the floor, the Sun\u2019s reflection on the luminous acid clouds of Venus.<br \/>\nAs if in ignorance of the station\u2019s artificial night, two dozen creatures sat or stood or perched at the workstations. \u201cThese are shedim,\u201d Glass said, and though he said it softly, every one of them turned to look at her: leopard skinned people and owl-faced ones, a woman with hands of articulated spindles like slim winter branches of oak, a towering hairless figure as muscular as a Canaanite idol. Epic scratched her bare shoulder in the innocuous way that activated her black widow camera.<br \/>\n\u201cWhy are you showing me this?\u201d she asked Glass. Glass seemed just a pair of eyes and a dark mouth where he opened it. \u201cWe\u2019re not monsters, Epic. We\u2019re people.\u201d\u00a0 p. 172<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>This is head and shoulders above the rest of the short fiction in the issue, not least for its concise and lucid prose.<br \/>\nThe issue\u2019s fiction ends with <strong><em>Kepler\u2019s Law<\/em><\/strong> by Jay Werkeiser. This one is about a mission from a doomed Earth to a planet called Kepler. I didn\u2019t much like this for a variety of reasons. First off, a few of the characters seem entirely unsuited to the mission (one makes a reckless descent in her shuttle and causes a hard landing which damages it and the radio, thus rendering them conveniently incommunicado; another two crewmembers wander off to explore even though it is against the rules, etc.). Secondly, there is too much chatter between the crew about their personal and cultural differences (the pair above include an introvert Japanese and an extrovert American, the latter with an unlikely personality (reckless) and accent. Finally, the maguffin (spoiler) is an obscure biochemical one involving RNA or enzymes in the rain eating away human flesh like acid.<\/p>\n<p>One of <em>Analog<\/em>\u2019s strengths are its covers, and <strong><em>Region NGC 6357<\/em><\/strong>, an astronomical photograph from NASA does not disappoint. There are a few postage stamp-size pieces of <strong><em>Interior artwork<\/em><\/strong> by Kevin Speidell, Vincent Di Fate, and Kurt Huggins. If you are going to pay for artist&#8217;s work (this page is from the Kindle version of the magazine):<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"3581\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/sfmagazines.com\/?attachment_id=3581\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/sfmagazines.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/Ana20170506p56.jpg?fit=415%2C600&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"415,600\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Ana20170506p56\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/sfmagazines.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/Ana20170506p56.jpg?fit=138%2C200&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/sfmagazines.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/Ana20170506p56.jpg?fit=415%2C600&amp;ssl=1\" tabindex=\"0\" role=\"button\" class=\"size-full wp-image-3581 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/sfmagazines.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/Ana20170506p56.jpg?resize=415%2C600&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"415\" height=\"600\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/sfmagazines.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/Ana20170506p56.jpg?w=415&amp;ssl=1 415w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/sfmagazines.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/Ana20170506p56.jpg?resize=138%2C200&amp;ssl=1 138w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 415px) 100vw, 415px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>. . . why not use a larger version of the illustration?<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"3582\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/sfmagazines.com\/?attachment_id=3582\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/sfmagazines.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/Ana20170506p56a.jpg?fit=415%2C600&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"415,600\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Ana20170506p56a\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/sfmagazines.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/Ana20170506p56a.jpg?fit=138%2C200&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/sfmagazines.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/Ana20170506p56a.jpg?fit=415%2C600&amp;ssl=1\" tabindex=\"0\" role=\"button\" class=\"size-full wp-image-3582 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/sfmagazines.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/Ana20170506p56a.jpg?resize=415%2C600&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"415\" height=\"600\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/sfmagazines.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/Ana20170506p56a.jpg?w=415&amp;ssl=1 415w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/sfmagazines.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/Ana20170506p56a.jpg?resize=138%2C200&amp;ssl=1 138w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 415px) 100vw, 415px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>Science Fiction and the Virtue of Simplicity<\/em><\/strong> by Richard A. Lovett is an editorial that starts with a discussion of the primacy of special effects in SF movies\/drama over story telling. This is probably best summarised by this passage:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>We simply don\u2019t need all the fancy high-tech eye candy we\u2019ve become so accustomed to seeing.<br \/>\nIt\u2019s something we knew long ago as children. How many parents have been startled to discover that their kids would rather play with the boxes their fancy toys came in than with the toys themselves? But when you think about it, it\u2019s not so surprising. The toy is constrained to be whatever its manufacturer created it to be. A box can become anything: rocket ship, racecar, sailboat, time machine\u2014children\u2019s imaginations know no bounds.<br \/>\nScience fiction has long been called the literature of ideas, not the literature of special effects. Could it be that all the high-tech details are too often nothing more than over-engineered toys that strangle our imaginations and stop us from flying to the moons of Procyon IV in cardboard boxes of our own imagination?\u00a0 p. 6<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>The last page talks about the continual presence of electronic devices making it difficult to take the time to just sit and observe. I didn\u2019t see the connection between the two parts.<br \/>\n<strong><em>Alien Archaeology: Searching for the Fingerprint of Advanced Extraterrestrial Civilizations<\/em><\/strong> by Michael Carroll is a science article that starts with the Fermi Paradox (if there are aliens why haven\u2019t they contacted us yet?) and covers a number of other topics, including observational methods of detecting inhabited planets and systems, robot sentinels, travel to other stars, etc. Some of the latter was already familiar to me (e.g. the nuclear bomb powered Orion project), and I started skimming.<br \/>\nThere are two poems in this issue. I thought <strong><em>Strangers<\/em><\/strong> by Allina Nunley was fairly good (a man\u2019s ancestors lived their lives within five miles of home, but he meets his soul mate in another part of the Universe). <strong><em>Our Religious Conversion<\/em><\/strong> by Ken Poyner is about aliens and religion.<br \/>\n<strong><em>Our Leaking Universe<\/em><\/strong> is an \u2018Alternate View\u2019 essay by John G. Cramer about the Hubble constant, dark matter and unimodular gravity that was way over my head.<br \/>\n<strong><em>The Reference Library<\/em><\/strong> by Don Sakers starts off with a potted history of post-apocalyptic SF before the reviews. There are two or three of the reviewed books that sound interesting (and an inexpensive one I bought straightaway, the \u2018lost\u2019 novel by Gordon Eklund). I like the useful prefatory information that heads up the reviews, which includes the number of pages and the sub-genre(s) he thinks the book belongs to.<br \/>\n<strong><em>Brass Tacks<\/em><\/strong> is only three pages long this issue and has letters commenting on issues of the magazine from the middle to the end of 2016. There is one that mentions a \u2018principle\/principal\u2019 typo: I spotted a few in this issue myself, many more than I notice in <em>Asimov\u2019s<\/em> or <em>F&amp;SF\u00a0<\/em>(but fewer than here\u00a0. . . .)<\/p>\n<p>So, overall, and with the obvious exception of the Hendrix and Pitkin pieces, I found this quite a poor issue of <em>Analog<\/em>. There are <em>far<\/em> too many short stories. They slowed down my reading rate as, after one of two of these average or mediocre pieces, I was not motivated to keep going. One other thing: considering that <em>Analog <\/em>readers\u00a0are (I presume) intelligent, science-orientated people, I would suggest a reduction in the number of idiots in the stories.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">_____________________<\/p>\n<p>1. A <a href=\"https:\/\/english.stackexchange.com\/questions\/25858\/what-term-can-be-used-to-describe-yodas-speech\">link<\/a> to a page on Yodish, here is.<\/p>\n<p>2. This information comes from Pitkin\u2019s <a href=\"https:\/\/thesubwaytest.com\/2017\/04\/22\/proteus-is-in-print\/\">blog post<\/a> about the story.<\/p>\n<p><b>This magazine is still being published!<\/b> Subscribe: <a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.co.uk\/Analog-Science-Fiction-and-Fact\/dp\/B000N8V3EQ\/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&amp;qid=1486124429&amp;sr=8-3&amp;keywords=analog\">Kindle UK<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Analog-Science-Fiction-and-Fact\/dp\/B000N8V3EQ\/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&amp;qid=1486124489&amp;sr=8-2&amp;keywords=analog\">Kindle USA<\/a>\u00a0or <a href=\"http:\/\/www.analogsf.com\">physical &amp; digital copies<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><em>Edited 9th August 2018: formatting changes.<\/em><\/p>\n<span class=\"synved-social-container synved-social-container-follow\"><a class=\"synved-social-button synved-social-button-follow synved-social-size-16 synved-social-resolution-normal synved-social-provider-rss nolightbox\" data-provider=\"rss\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\" title=\"Subscribe to our RSS Feed\" href=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/SFMagazines\" style=\"font-size: 0px;width:16px;height:16px;margin:0;margin-bottom:5px\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"rss\" title=\"Subscribe to our RSS Feed\" class=\"synved-share-image synved-social-image synved-social-image-follow\" width=\"16\" height=\"16\" style=\"display: inline;width:16px;height:16px;margin: 0;padding: 0;border: none;box-shadow: none\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/sfmagazines.com\/wp-content\/plugins\/social-media-feather\/synved-social\/image\/social\/regular\/16x16\/rss.png?resize=16%2C16&#038;ssl=1\" \/><\/a><a class=\"synved-social-button synved-social-button-follow synved-social-size-16 synved-social-resolution-hidef synved-social-provider-rss nolightbox\" data-provider=\"rss\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\" title=\"Subscribe to our RSS Feed\" href=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/SFMagazines\" style=\"font-size: 0px;width:16px;height:16px;margin:0;margin-bottom:5px\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"rss\" title=\"Subscribe to our RSS Feed\" class=\"synved-share-image synved-social-image synved-social-image-follow\" width=\"16\" height=\"16\" style=\"display: inline;width:16px;height:16px;margin: 0;padding: 0;border: none;box-shadow: none\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/sfmagazines.com\/wp-content\/plugins\/social-media-feather\/synved-social\/image\/social\/regular\/32x32\/rss.png?resize=16%2C16&#038;ssl=1\" \/><\/a><\/span>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>ISFDB link Other reviews: Greg Hullender and Eric Wong, Rocket Stack Rank L\u00e4hett\u00e4nyt Tpi Klo, Tpi\u2019s Reading Diary John Loyd, There ain\u2019t no such thing as a free lunch Victoria Silverwolf, Tangent Online Sam Tomaino, SFRevu Various, Goodreads _____________________ Editor,\u00a0Trevor Quachri; 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